I won't spend a lot of time on what this blog "is" or "will be" because, frankly, i have no clue. You can expect some nonsensical musings about my everyday existence, quotes from my friends (who are way funnier than me), and some self righteous ranting thrown in for flavor.
A tiny bit about me:
I've lived in Florida my whole life, but only in this city for a year; I still get lost quite frequently. I'm an English major officially, but I only take classes intermittently and, therefore, am nowhere near being done. I work full time at a hotel, and I used to be a CNA; so my disgusting stories of incontinence and stupidity are limitless (and the one might not be coming from the job you think it is). I love to read. An English teacher in high school once called me a bibliophile; I am OK with that distinction (the first step is admitting you have a problem). I am a grammar Nazi of sorts, and have recently discovered a penchant for parenthesis (get used to it). That's enough for now, we'll all learn more in the course of this journey.
So now, onto a pseudo real post!
Today, I used the phrase "got on well" in everyday conversation to describe my relationship with someone. That may seem like it is not worthy of note, but I think it is AWESOME when something like that comes up organically; I get this amazingly rare opportunity to sound fucking classy (and then negate that by describing it as 'fucking classy') Also, I was tipped in change today; which is a good metaphor for my entire week. It wasn't bad (I got a tip!), but it wasn't great (in nickels!). I got to say 'got on well,' but I also got stood up. The Bloggess & The Weed followed me on Twitter (the highlight of my month, legit), but so did some porn stars. I guess that's just life, huh? Awesome times and shitty times broken up by 'tipped in change' times, which I guess is just living.
I leave off tonight in the sincere hopes that I'll follow through on this thing...and, also, that someone might read it. Have a fantabulous night!