It is that time again. Time to mercilessly point out the
shortcomings of others. Today's post was inspired by reading the comments on
Yahoo! News articles; some people just should not be allowed online.
Dear Yahoo!
News Pundits,
I know you
feel strongly about the issues being reported upon on Yahoo!'s homepage and
that's why you get that itch to let your voice be heard in a public forum. I
respect that you have opinions on things; do you. I only take offense when
"doing you" causes you to completely eradicate any point you were
trying to make by letting your rage blind you to your ignorance. Let's just
talk about a funny phenomenon where you think you're going to use a simple cliché,
but wind up butchering it beyond recognition. Example: "Bear23 This has turned into a 3 ring circles and the saddest part is, the
victims are being forgotten and ppl like Palin is using this as a political
ploy." There is a lot happening here, I know. The reference I was
making though is to the use of the phrase "3 ring circles" I'm sure
he meant "3 ring circus," but here we are. Even without the 'ppl...is
using this..." we all already assume that Bear here is a complete moron.
OK, OK, I hear you saying that maybe that was auto correct or just a typo;
fine. I have more examples of y'all being completely idiotic while calling
other people stupid. Let's take whatver for example; he
wondered "um isnt there a statue
of limitations?" Hmm, I'm not sure whatver (seriously?!). What exactly
would a statue of limitations look like? Perhaps a stone rendering of '.08
BAC'? One more for you wannabe insightful bastards. Check out what your cohort thought about the Sandusky scandal "Every couch on that team knew something wasnt right!" What about the chairs,
friend? Did they know something wasn't right? I'm not sure what y'all are
trying to get across here except, perhaps, the failure of the education system.
I also don't know what your aversion to apostrophes are, but I promise you they
are like little unicorn kisses on your sentences. Also, us over here (wave
everyone), we're judging you.
xo,
Bri
Seriously, the comments section of Yahoo! News is its own
particular brand of entertainment/torture. Also, I'm rapidly running out of
Things They Need to Hear Thursday material, so if you can think of anyone,
anything, or any group that needs to hear something leave me a comment or drop
me an e-mail. Help me out, y'all!
Oh man, the comments section on anything is like watching reality TV. You want to look away, but you can't.
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