I've got half an hour left of Thursday. Let's do this shit. I've
had to deal with some of the rudest, shittiest guests ever this week (if you're
just joining us (or forgot, cause who gives a fuck) I work at a hotel). These
people suck.
Dear Ornery
Guests,
You suck.
Yeah, I said it. What is it about hotels that turn you people into sniveling
infants? If your plumbing is backed up, I understand your frustration and,
perhaps, anger. If you booked a King size bed on Priceline for 12 bucks and I
put you in a 2 double because we're out of kings, do NOT call me and say
"I NEED a king size bed." I just fucking told you, I don't have any!
This isn't Hogwarts; there's no room of requirement that appears when your fat
ass decides it can't fit in a Full sized bed. Lay down, shut up, and go to
sleep. Hey, yous! Yeah yous guys that call in wake up calls for times like 6:55
or 7:10; please go die in all the fires. You're a grown ass person, you can
pick a quarter hour interval just like everyone else. If you need to wake up at
douchebag:30, you can set your cell phone alarm or the alarm clock PROVIDED IN
YOUR ROOM. Also, while we're on wake-up calls, do not ask me to call you back
in 5 minutes. Please refer to the portion of the seminar where I reminded you
that you're an adult and I am not your mother. Stop calling me to ask for the
WiFi password and then asking me to hold on while you sound out the word
'castle.' You called me, asshole, and I'm at work; you're just trying to watch
porn or check the Facebook. One last thing, do not come up to my desk, ask me
the rate, and then ask "is that the best you can do?" while either
looking disapproving or pervy. Yes, that is the best I can do. Actually, it
just went up 20 bucks for asking that dumbass question. Get it together, act
like a grown up, and STFU or GTFO.
xo,
Bri
Yes I
referenced Hogwarts. Deal.
Also, my parents and my sister are coming into town
this weekend for the first time in the 18 months I've lived here! I am psyched
and will probably not be posting this weekend, but I'm sure there will be
shenanigans. Now, hopefully they won't notice I'm broke. At least I'm broke
cause I got my mom a bitchin' Xmas gift. That negates it, right?
AMEN, SISTAH! People in general, are just fucking douchebags.
ReplyDeleteAnd love the HP reference.
<3